Today's sloth jauntily displays herself as accepting of affection and loving gazes. She doesn't mind being stared at - in fact, she prefers it to being ignored. Just look at the seductive way she wraps her toes around that tree and hangs at an enticing 45-degree angle. Yup, she knows what to do. Have a great, cuddly weekend from all of us at slothoftheday.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
It's a part of life. There's no need to hide yourself away like today's sloth - be proud and honest, straightforward and compassionate!! You might be surprised at how well it goes over. At the very least, there'll be lots of green stuff to chew if an awkward silence comes on.
Posted by Anonymous at 9:40 PM
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Sloths are going on vacation for a week, and will be back next Tuesday! Wish them leisurely travels to beautiful Northern California. Maybe you'll even get a postcard.
Posted by Anonymous at 11:14 PM
Friday, July 15, 2011
And functional, too! It helps today's sloth give a little whistle and snore while she rests. Nobody minds - it's not that loud and it's a reminder of how innocent anyone looks while they're sleeping. Especially sloths, who are pretty innocent anyway. Take a few moments to gaze at her happy little face and then go about your day. We hope you enjoyed SLEEPING SLOTHS WEEK!!
Posted by Anonymous at 9:50 AM
Thursday, July 14, 2011
You guessed it, folks. Day four of SLEEPING SLOTHS WEEK features yet another dozing tropical mammal. The heat has cooled off some and the sun is shining a little more calmly, so today's sloth can sleep through the entire day. Whew. What a relief!!
Posted by Anonymous at 11:04 AM
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
of SLEEPING SLOTHS WEEK. And really, can you blame them? It's so damn hot that all of us here at slothoftheday would like to curl up into a little ball and take a snooze on a branch, too. Surrounded by all that cool leafy greenery, shaded from the hot sun and any animal daring to break their sweet, soft snores... come on, how much more awesome can you get? (Answer: none.)
Posted by Anonymous at 8:10 AM
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
There's napping to be done! It's day two of SLEEPING SLOTHS WEEK and today brings us a beautiful albino two-toed resting peacefully against an unknown green fabric. Possibly a circus tent, with branches for moorings. Sloths get so tired that they can even get a little shut-eye during the lions-and-clowns act. That's something we can all aspire to.
Posted by Anonymous at 8:12 AM
Monday, July 11, 2011
That's right, get 'em while they're dozin'! We have a fresh new week of happy, nappy, sleepy sloths coming at you. First up is a fairly normal little siesta, either on or below a knotty branch and surrounded by beautiful green leaves. Nothing out of the ordinary. There may even be some cuddling involved - it's hard to tell at this angle, and to come any closer would break up the magic. Come back tomorrow and see who else we have in store! And ssssshhhhh.
Posted by Anonymous at 9:07 AM
Friday, July 8, 2011
Okay, so we didn't do an actual theme week but we did feature a lot of interspersed sloths in boxes the last two weeks, so we're gonna keep going. Today's sloth is so excited for the weekend that he's brought out all four of his feet to celebrate. Just look at his happy little claws and start dreaming of the awesomest thing you're going to do this weekend!! And tune in next week for a BRAND NEW THEME. (Suggestions always welcomed.)
Posted by Anonymous at 9:20 AM
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Even today, which promises to be warm and sticky just like yesterday. The good news is that there's rain a'comin', and also that today's sloths are so damn cute you may just forget about the heat. At least you don't have that long wiry hair to contend with. You should count your blessings.
Posted by Anonymous at 12:34 AM
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Everyone loves a little bit of morning yoga, especially today's sloth. She's doing her best upside-down dog for the occasion, and is waiting for you to notice so you will give her a treat for being so flexible. (Just don't tell her that's not a thing; she might lose her balance.)
Posted by Anonymous at 9:32 AM
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
Today's sloth has had so much fun partying with her friends and watching fireworks from the roof that she's too tired to do anything but close her little eyes and pass out from pure happiness. And a well-rested night to you, from all of us here at slothoftheday.
Posted by Anonymous at 11:23 PM