It's raining, it's pouring

... all the sloths are snoring. Especially today's sloth. Don't forget that 8 hours of sleep helps you feel refreshed and ready to take on the day! Go to bed early and wake up happy! This message has been sponsored by sloths.

Just a little tongue...

A little pink tongue to brighten up your morning. Did you know it can take a sloth up to one entire month to digest a meal? Maybe that's why they only eat plants, and rarely show their tongues. Today's sloth is not at all modest and displays it for the world to see. Perhaps he's hungry; perhaps he hasn't eaten in six weeks! Give him some leaves if you can find any.

Come to me!

Put that silly camera down and hug me! That's what I'm for! You won't regret it... I promise.

Math is delicious!

And today's brand-new fluffy baby sloth wants more! Don't you have any spare algebra problems or quantum physics notebooks hanging around? Even a puzzle from the Sunday paper will do. She's not picky, and she only eats a little (and tends to fall asleep in between bites). Yum, yum. Don't let her down! Hunt around and see what you can do to keep her hunger sated.

Warning: unadulterated positivity ahead

It's a beautiful day, the birds are singing, the garden is growing and today's sloth had a wonderful morning drinking tea and talking quietly with her friends. Isn't life just grand? Squeeeee!

Happy Monday!

Today's sloth was once going to start a band called Happy Monday, but then decided to take a nap instead. We here at slothoftheday understand that notion; we do it all the time. She isn't any less ambitious for the lack of implementing her dreams though, and won't begrudge any of you using her idea. (Do it!)

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Today's sloth is here to tell you that we're currently having a week off here at slothoftheday. All of the sloths have been too busy doing mushrooms in the park to pose for you, and they wouldn't want to rush all at once. Thanks for your patience, and we'll be back next week!