Tuesday, November 30, 2010

We could all use a hand once in awhile.

Long day? Tiring week? Feeling overwhelmed with the amount of things to do and places to be? Today's sloth understands, and is herself reaching up for a little help. Send her some happy thoughts (or a rope) so she can get what she needs... it's never too far away.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Sometimes it's so hard to get out of bed.

And that's why today's sloth is bringing bed with him. Specifically, his favorite stuffed dog. It helps ease the chill of a cold winter morning, and looks great with his just-tousled hairdo.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Don't you wish you could pull this off

Good afternoon campers, and wishing you a very happy post-holiday laze from all of us here at slothoftheday! Today's sloth had a little too much whiskey pudding last night, which enables her to doze while clinging to her favorite tree. (As if you needed more evidence re: the superiority of the species. Pssht.)

Thursday, November 25, 2010

All hail the Thanksgiving Sloth!!

Today's sloth is thankful for blankets and fabrics of all kinds. He wants to curl up on your feet and watch you eat, then steal your leftovers while you sleep it off.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Have you napped this week?

If not, this little nipper'll set you straight. Go ahead -- take a load off! Put yourself on pause! Close those eyes and listen to the ocean! We here at slothoftheday extend you full permission.

(Thanks to Judy for the photo; submissions gladly accepted!)

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Don't forget to pack your sloth!

Listen, it's New York City - rent is high, landlords are shady, and unpleasant surprises are rampant. Today's sloth doesn't mind that you're moving again. She won't judge you, and she has no preferred neighborhood. She just wants to come along, and maybe steal your pillow. So don't break her heart; give her a good home!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Happy Monday!

Today's sloth is really late for work because he takes the scenic route and insists on traveling by wall. But it's okay; his boss is a snail.