What's your favorite 90s band?

Today's sloth casts a solid vote for Salt N Pepa. He just can't get enough of those rapid bitchy lyrics, hilarious rhymes and floppy Day-Glo outfits. He even bought a new blanket in their favorite colors, fuschia and lime green. Turn your speakers up for him!!

Today's sloth needs a little help.

She had to go get her little slothy gums cleaned, and she didn't know how much it was going to hurt!! She has to eat soft things for the rest of the day, brush gently and be careful about flossing. She's going to curl up on a towel now and take a nap, and try to forget about it by dreaming of clouds and turtles.

Sloths love Netflix!

And sloths across the country are curling up with their favorite movies RIGHT NOW so you should definitely do the same. Popcorn, a stuffed dog and a small fan will go just great with it. Happy viewing!!

Moving time!!

Time to pack up the books and wrap the dishes in underwear!! And don't forget your favorite sloth, who will help you by smiling and wagging her head slowly while you sweat and schlep. Bring a few plants for her so she doesn't go hungry.

Who can resist a face like this?

Nobody! Not even you. Don't try to hide. It's okay. There are many others like you. There's strength (and pride) in numbers.

Happy weekend from all of us here at slothoftheday!

Delivery! Special delivery!

Hey, who ordered the sloth? It's fun-sized, to go. Anyone? This lady needs a tip!!

Vroom vroom

Today's sloth is super excited because she took her very first ride on a motorcycle today!! The wind whipping through her hair and the greenery whizzing by were sights and sounds to behold indeed. Stay tuned for further adventures of Biker Sloths. (They're SO CUTE in leather.)