Tuesday, November 30, 2010

We could all use a hand once in awhile.

Long day? Tiring week? Feeling overwhelmed with the amount of things to do and places to be? Today's sloth understands, and is herself reaching up for a little help. Send her some happy thoughts (or a rope) so she can get what she needs... it's never too far away.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Sometimes it's so hard to get out of bed.

And that's why today's sloth is bringing bed with him. Specifically, his favorite stuffed dog. It helps ease the chill of a cold winter morning, and looks great with his just-tousled hairdo.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Don't you wish you could pull this off

Good afternoon campers, and wishing you a very happy post-holiday laze from all of us here at slothoftheday! Today's sloth had a little too much whiskey pudding last night, which enables her to doze while clinging to her favorite tree. (As if you needed more evidence re: the superiority of the species. Pssht.)

Thursday, November 25, 2010

All hail the Thanksgiving Sloth!!

Today's sloth is thankful for blankets and fabrics of all kinds. He wants to curl up on your feet and watch you eat, then steal your leftovers while you sleep it off.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Have you napped this week?

If not, this little nipper'll set you straight. Go ahead -- take a load off! Put yourself on pause! Close those eyes and listen to the ocean! We here at slothoftheday extend you full permission.

(Thanks to Judy for the photo; submissions gladly accepted!)

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Don't forget to pack your sloth!

Listen, it's New York City - rent is high, landlords are shady, and unpleasant surprises are rampant. Today's sloth doesn't mind that you're moving again. She won't judge you, and she has no preferred neighborhood. She just wants to come along, and maybe steal your pillow. So don't break her heart; give her a good home!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Happy Monday!

Today's sloth is really late for work because he takes the scenic route and insists on traveling by wall. But it's okay; his boss is a snail.

Friday, November 19, 2010

It's National Sloth Day!!

In honor of this auspicious holiday, we present to you: live three-toed sloth, featuring face-scratching and picnic blanket. Filmed by us, your humble sloth providers, on location in Costa Rica. Enjoy, and may the sloths be with you all day.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

You say three toes, I say three fingers

Everyone knows that three-toed sloths are the best. Nicer and slower than their two-toed counterparts (and with tails!), three-toeds are known for their sleepy grins and appetite for greenery. Here, a human attempt at three-fingered communication. Solidarity forever!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Breaking news! Trees are important.

They give us clean air, pleasing scenery, and enriched soil. Also, they're great places for sloths to hang. Today's sloth wants nothing more than to dangle and grin at you. Toss him a smile; it's free!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

She's coming for you.

Today's sloth is full of vigor and ambition, with a bounce in her crawl and a wicked sense of direction. She knows the best abandoned roads, and she's packed plenty of leaves for the trip. But go ahead and finish your tea; you might have awhile.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Welcome to sloth of the day!

Today's sloth: young, impressionable, with a penchant for pilly yellow fabric and a fab Liverpool 'do.