Happy newyearzsez eve!

This year's LAST SLOTH is so excited to kiss her favorite human at midnight she's already practicing her most coyly alluring look. Pucker up, friends... don't be shy. It's almost the Year of the Rabbit!

Happy calendar-flipping, dear readers. Legions of adorable sloths (with themes!) begin anew next year.

We all get itchy butt sometimes.

Don't judge today's sloth as she attempts to rid her posterior of that unpleasant tickling sensation. She doesn't care that you're wearing flannel cow pants and listening to Ace of Base. Nothin' but love!

Have you any trail mix?

Today's sloth is fresh out of peanuts and M&Ms, and would like some sweet and salty goodness to go with her regular diet of green rainforest leaves. Help a fellow traveler out? You know she's good for it.

What do you mean there's no hot water?

I have to make my tea.

I *have* to *make* my *tea*.

Happy blizzard!!

Today's sloth says, I LIVE IN PARADISE, MOTHERF*CKER. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SNOWPLOW.

And to all, a sloth night!

Merry Slothmas to all of you, from all of us here at slothoftheday! We urge you to celebrate appropriately - take lots of naps, crawl on plants, and blink at your loved ones. Today's sloth is kicking off the festivities in style, and we wish everyone a very happy weekend.

Sometimes you just need a hug.

And if you're anything like today's sloth, you just go out and find one. When you're this cute, a hug is never too far away.

Sloth tired.

Sloth stay up so late and listen to music, talk with friends, throw things into fire that sloth not want anymore. Sloth say, hug me it's bedtime.

Happy solsclipse!

Today's sloths are just as excited about the lunar eclipse and winter solstice as we are! Here at slothoftheday we've been busy making snow cookies and moon tea, and mama and baby sloth are cuddling right up in preparation for the big day. Happy holidays, everyone!

Because it's my birthday and I say so

Today we present to you the second best sloth video, featuring David Attenborough! Happy birthday to meeeeeeeee.

Don't hate her because she's beautiful

Today's sloth has it all. A full belly, some cozy wicker to hang in, perfect eyeliner and evenly-spaced bleach spots. You know her stylist is booked up until February.

Sloth love carrot.

Sloth eat chopped vegetables and sloth grow strong. So so strong! Will beat you in arm wrestling!

All you need to know...

is that today's sloth just loves you.

To eat leaves, perchance to dream

Today's sloth lives in a beautiful green place. Think of him as you hurry your bundled self along the snow-covered streets, seeking warmth and shelter. There's a whole world of paradise out there! And it starts with a wiry little vegetarian mammal.

Come again?

Today's sloth is not quite sure what she's just heard. (You can tell by the eyes.) Maybe you could write it down for her, to prevent any further miscommunication. Mercury *is* in retrograde, you know...

Thank sloth it's Friday!

Today's sloth is so excited he's gone ahead and busted out his joy-hang... just in time for the weekend. What do *you* do to show the world you're happy?

It's a quiet morning

here at slothoftheday. The tea is on, the music's great, the cat is chasing his tail and today's sloths are totally f$%!ing content.

Pounce!

That's the sound today's sloth makes when she leaps upon her favorite teddy bear. Say it with her... and don't forget to stretch it out over a period of two minutes!

Inquiring sloths want to know!

There's a fire in all of us. An ever-burning desire to learn -- more knowledge, more skills, more trades, and more about the world and the billions of beings (large and small) that make it our home. Today's sloth is no stranger to this flame, and is eager to get started on some continuing life education. Won't you lend a hand and point him in the right direction?

Even slowpokes get bored

Today's sloth is leaving the sloth picnic. If you had plans to meet her there you better step it up; as soon as she gets her leg out of that Frisbee, you'll only have a few hours left.

A humble request

Today's sloth, judging by his expression, would like some privacy.

And the gold medal for branch-hanging goes to...

Today's sloth has trained long and hard, wished and prayed, and practiced his acceptance speech for this very moment. And now that it's here, he's gonna savor it for all it's worth. Before he thanks his mom, that is.

I can haz luv?

Yes. Yes, you can. And so can today's sloths. Give their contented little mugs a gander, and then go hug someone.