Oh, what will it be?

Today's sloth is so hungry but she's not quite sure what she wants for lunch. She's keeping her eyes wide open and ready until an idea comes to her. Happy weekend from all of us at slothoftheday!

Is it safe?

Can I go yet? Oh please please - I've been waiting all day. I want to cross this road SO BAD. Come on, tell me there are no motorized vehicles waiting to flatten me onto the pavement...

Awoooooo!!

It's a perfect day for a howl and today's sloth is right on time!

A perfect combination of things

Today's sloth loves road. Loves it so much she can't even keep her eyes open while she crosses it. And all the nearby algae can sense that love, and comes crawling out of the forest to catch a ride as she journeys. It doesn't even matter that algae can't crawl. They do it anyway, because they're so happy.

Sideways sloths!

Oh no! Help! Who can make them right again?!

Whooooaaa! Hold on!

Today's sloth is almost blown away by this blustery wind she finds herself in! Thankfully she's got long claws to pierce this long wooden board she happens to have found in the rubble. The upside is that it makes her hair look fantastic.

omgiloveyousomuch

iamgoingtosqueezeyouashardasicanuntilyoucryandyoucantstopmebecausethatswhatloveis

Don't wake me, I plan on sleeping in

Today's sloth had a long, lazy start to her day and that's just how she likes it. She prefers to roll around and stretch in bed as long as possible - at least until early afternoon. And now that she's accomplished that, it's time to pump up the Postal Service while she gets dressed. Happy Wednesday from all of us here at slothoftheday.

It's a lovely day for a reunion

Today's sloth is SO EXCITED because tonight he's getting together with all his favorite friends from sloth school. It's September, time for making new plans and reaffirming our love for those who learned with us as we go out into the world to use our skills in all our different ways. Plus, nothing's better than a room full of sloths and Prosecco, anyway.

Hi! We missed you!

Sometimes the weekend is an awful long time to wait to see you again, dear readers. Today's sloth is crawling at the camera in an effort to express to you how excited she has been for the return of Monday. Every sloth loves a brand-new week, especially when it comes complete with beautiful strangers such as yourselves gazing upon her face with anticipation and appreciation. Thank heaven for them internets!

Apology sloth #5

Waaaaaaaaaaa! She made me do it! She pulled my arm up into the air and stretched it SO far over my head and wrapped my little sloth claw around her huge human finger and forced me into it! I would never have done it if it weren't for her. Look at this picture. Cameras don't lie.

Apology sloth #4

Hi! I love this log. And I think I'm supposed to be telling you that I'm sorry about something but I can't remember what exactly it was so I'm just going to lay here and cuddle this branch and hope that soon your brain will erase all memory of my wrongdoing because it's too busy focusing on how cute I look right now. Did it work?

Apology sloth #3

Hmm. Today's sloth doesn't look very apologetic. She said she had something to tell us, but... we think someone bribed her to do it. What's she looking at? A field of fresh green leaves or an empty road to cross as slow as she likes, as a reward for fessing up? We're not sure, but it's the thought that counts. Maybe.

Apology sloth #2

Come on man, I didn't mean it! I'm sorry! I was just totally baked. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Look, I even got this human to carry me around on a ridiculous pillow shaped like an oversized monkey so you would know how sincere I am. Please don't be mad at me forever. I love you.

Apology sloth #1

Dear readers,

The sloths would like to apologize for being so incredibly late this week. Thanks to those internets and their blog-post-backdating possibilities, it'll look like they were right on time, but we know the truth: after taking a whole week off last week, they didn't come round to grace us with their presence til THURSDAY! So we're kicking off a week of apology sloths, so that no one will forget.

At any rate, today's sloth is hanging upside down and looking at you plaintively in the hopes that you'll forgive him. We think you should. Or he'll hold his breath until his face turns blue.