Why yes, I did paint this room!

Slowly and surely, with lots of painter's tape and dropcloths and careful, patient strokes. Oh, and Radiohead. Listening to them is the best way, I've found, to ensure a steady hand. And don't forget to wash the brushes thoroughly! It always takes longer than you like, but you'll thank me later when you can use them again to make the bathroom a glorious hot-pink.

Slothy Friday!

Slothy Friday. Sloooooooooooooooootttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy Frrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

A snooze in the highest of branches

That's what today's looking like for this cozy sloth - a good old tree-nap. She's even got herself wrapped up into a perfect little sphere so she can keep warm against the rainy spring chill. Stay tuned for next week, when she'll be performing a series of gymnastics feats on a telephone wire.

Nom nom!

Today's sloth can never have enough syringe juice! Just look how she reaches! So insistent, yet so polite! She knows no one can resist the call of the miniature fuzzball.

His toes is almost froze!

Today's sloth forgot his umbrella, and had to wait for the bus in the rain just to get home to his friends! Won't you make him a cup of tea, find him a warm robe, and cue up his favorite Hitchcock movie? He'll snuggle you all night if you do!

I present to you:

Senorita baby sloth! For your viewing pleasure, and also petting. Thank me later. And watch out for those claws.

Love,
Giant Man-hand

Oh no! Sloths say sorry!

Dearest readers,

Please accept the humblest apologies on behalf of all sloths for such an extended bloggus interruptus. It's been a long time, and all of us here at slothoftheday have been waiting patiently for the return of the little guys. And now, that happy hour is upon us! And also, happy hour is almost upon us. Maybe that cheery news'll turn the frown on today's sloth upside down. One can only hope. See you on Monday, when we'll be back (for real) with daily updates!