Amazing new astrological discovery!

There exists a thirteenth house - the house of SLOTHS! No matter where it falls in your chart, you won't be able to miss the onslaught of positive energy and sudden happiness it brings when anything even resembling a planet moves into it. You'll feel like today's sloth all the time - upside down and loving it, ready to take on lots of new challenges, and just inches from sunlight!

You're welcome. Happy 2011 from all of us at slothoftheday.