Please sir, I require some assistance.

Today's sloth is generous enough to lend a helping claw (or three) to a human in need. He knows he'll get a brand new plastic tub out of it, and maybe even some cuddly stuffed animals. So come on - follow his lead! Sprinkle some random kindness out in the world! Maybe you'll even hit someone you like! And when you do, you can thank sloths for the opportunity.